Chrysler Turbo Encabulator
Is this for real? I am loosing my shit!!! This has to be a joke!
....."work is proceeding on a crudely conceived idea of an instrument that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal gram meters....such an instrument is the turbo Encabulator"
"the original machine had a base plate of pre famulated amulite surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two sperving bearings were in a direct line with the panametric fan the later consisted of simply 6 hydrocoptic marzel veins so fitted to the ambivatiant lunar wain shaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented"
(thats what she said :P)
Long live the magneto reluctance!!!